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The alien ship accelerated for one year after leaving its home system, heading straight towards Earth.

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I break free of my restraints and kill my captor, before going on to live a long and happy life.

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Once scientists discovered absolute proof of the afterlife, the suicide rate rose dramatically.

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It seemed like an open and shut case of suicide.

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One became two, two became four, four became eight.

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We should never have released the contents of the first alien signal to the public before we had fully translated it.

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I wondered why the canned corn was slightly crunchy.

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I jealously watch my living yet soulless body enjoy a perfect life while I burn in hell.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The alien ship accelerated for one year after leaving its home system, heading straight towards Earth.	16
I break free of my restraints and kill my captor, before going on to live a long and happy life.	10
Once scientists discovered absolute proof of the afterlife, the suicide rate rose dramatically.	9
It seemed like an open and shut case of suicide.	6
One became two, two became four, four became eight.	1
We should never have released the contents of the first alien signal to the public before we had fully translated it.	1
I wondered why the canned corn was slightly crunchy.	1
I jealously watch my living yet soulless body enjoy a perfect life while I burn in hell.	1