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I've discovered that there is in fact, an easy solution to achieving 'Peace on Earth' that most never even realize.

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The Amber Alert sounded, drawing attention to my phone

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Trust me, this device works so well, after trying it out, you wouldn't want to live without it.

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I keep telling my son that there's no shame having a taste for sweet things.

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The instructions to stay inside until the danger of infection passed made sense.

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I remember the last time I saw my twin brother.

80 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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As I ate my fill, I thanked the Gods for the unexpected bounty of pork.

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I called my fiancee to wish her a Happy Birthday, and to send my regrets about missing her party.

67 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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The rhyme goes, "Remember, Remember the Fifth of November."

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April Fool's Day is way more fun when you're a twin.

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