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As I watched, Mars and Jupiter broke apart into smooth droplets, and started floating in perfect orbits around the ever more engorged and rotund Venus.

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[DEC23] I was mildly concerned this morning, waking to simply Knowing that the Rapture had happened and only the purest of souls had deemed worth saving.

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[APR23] I have licked, so, so many Things.

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“GREETINGS, OH CHAMPION,” a voice boomed inside my head as glowing green eyes watched me from the alley, “WE REQUIRE YOUR GLORIOUS AI—”

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“I considered doing what you did to my family and just kill you,” I whispered under my breath as I put the finishing touches on the take-out bowl of onion soup, “but I prefer the irony this way.”

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The horse-skull faced Demon writhed and screamed at me with eyes dripping flame, as I raised my silvered pocket-knife in a trembling hand. NSFW

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Ever since I was a child I've been told the hurtful slander that goats are wicked beasts born of sin and darkness.

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[DEC23] I was mildly concerned on seeing thousands of snails moving on the outside of my window.

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The agony crawled up my spine and inside my mind, as the cybernetics started to take root and blossom through my skull.

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[SEP22]My partner and I walked down the road, taking the right turn hand in hand, as the first curious goat's eyes followed our passage over the hedge.

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As I watched, Mars and Jupiter broke apart into smooth droplets, and started floating in perfect orbits around the ever more engorged and rotund Venus.	668
[DEC23] I was mildly concerned this morning, waking to simply Knowing that the Rapture had happened and only the purest of souls had deemed worth saving.	611
[APR23] I have licked, so, so many Things.	280
“GREETINGS, OH CHAMPION,” a voice boomed inside my head as glowing green eyes watched me from the alley, “WE REQUIRE YOUR GLORIOUS AI—”	64
“I considered doing what you did to my family and just kill you,” I whispered under my breath as I put the finishing touches on the take-out bowl of onion soup, “but I prefer the irony this way.”	56
The horse-skull faced Demon writhed and screamed at me with eyes dripping flame, as I raised my silvered pocket-knife in a trembling hand. NSFW	54
Ever since I was a child I've been told the hurtful slander that goats are wicked beasts born of sin and darkness.	23
[DEC23] I was mildly concerned on seeing thousands of snails moving on the outside of my window.	19
The agony crawled up my spine and inside my mind, as the cybernetics started to take root and blossom through my skull.	16
[SEP22]My partner and I walked down the road, taking the right turn hand in hand, as the first curious goat's eyes followed our passage over the hedge.	14