/u/LordOfSun55's posts
[WP] You've finally got it, the most powerful artifact of all: The Deus ex Gladio, a legendary sword that keeps inexplicably gaining new magical powers because the writer is very lazy and inconsistent.
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[WP] The world's highest security prison has no fences or towers, none of the doors are locked (not even cell doors) and there aro no guards - and yet, there have never been any escapes.
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[WP] Your cat keeps getting lost, so you fit it with a GPS tracking collar. Good news is, you always know where it is now. Bad news is, it keeps popping up in completely impossible places.
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[WP] We finally encounter a spacefaring alien civilization, and their technology is pretty advanced - except for their weapons technology. Turns out, their history is much more peaceful than ours - they haven't had a reason to develop new weapons technology since their equalivent of the Dark Ages.
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[WP] A soul can only move on to the afterlife after their "second death" (when their name is forgotten). It's been centuries and you're still stuck here.
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[WP] "The skulls are supposed to represent our mortality, remind us how limited our time is so we can make the best of it. I don't get why everyone thinks we're an evil cult"
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[WP] Apparently, the aliens have no concept of "sayings", "idioms" or "metaphors". They say everything directly and explicitly and wonder why we humans always speak in riddles
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[WP] Intelligent life isn't nearly as rare as we thought. It's just that we evolved in a strictly quarantined sector that's completely devoid of intelligent life and cut off from the rest of galactic civilization. And there's a good reason for that.
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[WP] You find a strange metal box in your backyard, attached to a parachute. Printed on it's surface is a phone number, as well as instructions: "THIS CONTAINER IS THE PROPERTY OF THE U.S. GOVERNMENT. IF YOU RECOVER IT, CALL THIS NUMBER IMMEDIATELLY. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO OPEN"
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