/u/LordofShit's posts
[WP]You discover you have the ability to absorb others bad luck and use it on yourself, so to speak. You only discover this because you learn how to turn it off.
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[WP] A global epidemic begins demolishing the population of the world. You, a shut in, are not effected. Strangely, though somewhere around 1% of the population is left, the Internet hasn't slowed down a bit. You decide to delve into this mystery.
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[WP] You are a muggleborn wizard in the Harry Potter universe. You're job is to help explain muggle traditions and practices to purebloods. Describe an encounter with a particularly difficult client.
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[WP]You run a travel agency for deities, helping fallen angels and demons acclimate and migrate to earth. One day, you get a customer who just won't listen to you.
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[WP] You have multiple personality disorder, and one of your personalities learned something hilarious (or horrifying!) and is trying to communicate it to the other 'you's.
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[WP] You die, and arrive at the pearly gates. Saint Peter stops you and asks: "How'd you know? That one shitpost on /r/writingprompts, you got everything right."
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