/u/LordsOfJoop's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"There's no such thing as a mistake, just happy little accidents...

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"Congratulations, it's a boy," the doctor said, beaming with pride after the difficulties of the birthing process.

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When our raft hit the supply crates full of food and medicine, we five were the happiest we'd been in a month.

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Roughly 350 people under the age of 21 have been abducted by strangers in the United States per year between 2010–2017.

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"Ma'am, blink if you can understand me."

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The last living human stared at the world-spanning screen in mind sending terror.

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Until tonight, I had no idea that there was an eBay auction for human bodies, living or dead.

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Today was the best day this month.

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I took my two eldest children to apologize to their brother again.

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"Sir, we found that your wife was being sold on a virtual meat market by the pound..."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"There's no such thing as a mistake, just happy little accidents...	2883
"Congratulations, it's a boy," the doctor said, beaming with pride after the difficulties of the birthing process.	238
When our raft hit the supply crates full of food and medicine, we five were the happiest we'd been in a month.	120
Roughly 350 people under the age of 21 have been abducted by strangers in the United States per year between 2010–2017.	45
"Ma'am, blink if you can understand me."	24
The last living human stared at the world-spanning screen in mind sending terror.	21
Until tonight, I had no idea that there was an eBay auction for human bodies, living or dead.	16
Today was the best day this month.	16
I took my two eldest children to apologize to their brother again.	14
"Sir, we found that your wife was being sold on a virtual meat market by the pound..."	11