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[WP] You read all the rules, followed all the guidelines, and observed every precaution. But you never thought that you’d destabilize the timeline on your first time travel adventure because you introduced “deez nuts” humor to a past that wasn’t prepared for it.
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[WP] Zombie apocalypse where the zombies can only be killed by being touched by very specific types of rubber or foam. It’s Nerf or nothing.
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[WP] You’re an actual wizard pretending to be a magician on a Vegas stage. A video was just released that “explains” how you do all your tricks. It’s all wrong, but your popularity drops. Now you need to do a trick that’s unexplainable, but not so unexplainable that people realize it’s real magic.
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[WP] When a U.S. submarine is lost, its crew is not declared missing or killed, but simply stated to be “still on patrol.” You are on a ship caught in a storm, and today you learn what the patrolling crews are defending us from.
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[WP] “Now that I’ve added the milk to the cereal, tell me, is that milk now a beverage, a broth, or a sauce? Answer carefully Mr. Johnson, your wife’s life depends on it.” As you consider your answer, you wonder how the f*** you got into this mess.
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[WP] As a superhero you’ve had to tell many people—some more than once—that you can’t be in a relationship because your enemies would target your loved ones if they got the chance. Truth is, you’re Ace/Aro, and you’re tired of people not understanding when you explain what that means.
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[WP] You’re a courier trying to deliver letters and notes to the Hero. They’re basically impossible to find because they’re always on the move, and all you can do is follow their trail of destruction/justice and hope you catch up.
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[WP] You’re a time traveler who once got stuck in the past for a while. In that time you took up writing as a hobby, but never managed to get anything published. You’re back in the present, and your work was just found. Historians are going mad over how “ahead of your time” your writing style was.
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[WP] Two planets are close enough to each other that the residents of both knew about alien life as soon as they invented the telescope. They’ve been looking at each other for a while, and both planets are aware that the other planet is aware of them. Describe first audial or physical contact.
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