/u/Lorix_In_Oz's posts
[WP] Genies are like claw prize machines, mostly they will screw you over and you will lose on any wish you attempt to make. However for purposes of karmic balance they are obliged to grant the occasional wish as intended and without trickery. You have just figured out a genie's win/lose pattern.
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[WP] It's not uncommon for humans to marry other alien species. When your custodial parent decides to do exactly that you are happy for them - until you hear their custom of removing the genetic components of a previous partner from existing offspring and replacing it with that from the new partner.
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[WP] Cassini has crashed into Saturn as planned, but as the mission control engineers celebrate the end of it's successful mission a lone technician screams out to the stunned room: "It's still there, we get signal!"
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[WP] In a fantasy world, a character becomes genre savvy when they realise that so long as they don't stop singing an original song during combat they will remain undefeatable and can filibuster their opponents to the point of exhaustion.
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[EU] A time-travelling Muggle from the future uses their advanced magic-proof technology to successfully infiltrate the present-day wizard community.
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[WP] Our blood carries our memories. In ancient times warriors would drink the blood of enemies to learn their secrets. Modern times have seen it reduced to a mere commodity and source of entertainment.
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[WP] Time flows on a Two Steps Forward, One Step Back basis for everybody. This means each day repeats twice, Groundhog Day style - but only the first day's actions and consequences actually carry forward in history.
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