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[NOV23] "I don't know," I said to the beautiful woman beside me.

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"Oh, sorry, you lose!" cackled the old carny, as plush and stuffing began to replace flesh and bone.

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[NOV23] As we looked through the hospital nursery window, I asked the man beside me which one was his.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

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As the tears poured down my face, I told I loved him and begged him to stay.

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Take a little Phthalo Blue, and some Sap Green, on a one inch brush, and put a little pond right there.

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I laughed and gave the vampire on my porch the finger, before cranking up the Dexys Midnight Runners on my stereo.

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[NOV22] The cultists plan to use me as a sacrifice to call their demon master.

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[NOV22] As the cult leader lined us up, naked, he said, "The sacrifice must be perfect, without flaw!"

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The sexy vampire promised that he'd take care of all my needs, in exchange for an occasional feeding.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[NOV23] "I don't know," I said to the beautiful woman beside me.	127
"Oh, sorry, you lose!" cackled the old carny, as plush and stuffing began to replace flesh and bone.	118
[NOV23] As we looked through the hospital nursery window, I asked the man beside me which one was his.	101
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.	96
As the tears poured down my face, I told I loved him and begged him to stay.	92
Take a little Phthalo Blue, and some Sap Green, on a one inch brush, and put a little pond right there.	90
I laughed and gave the vampire on my porch the finger, before cranking up the Dexys Midnight Runners on my stereo.	74
[NOV22] The cultists plan to use me as a sacrifice to call their demon master.	65
[NOV22] As the cult leader lined us up, naked, he said, "The sacrifice must be perfect, without flaw!"	62
The sexy vampire promised that he'd take care of all my needs, in exchange for an occasional feeding.	62