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"The verdict is guilty," said the judge, banging his gavel, "and your life sentence begins now!"

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I looked around the room at the machines that were keeping me alive.

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[NOV23] "Do you ever think they'll catch that Parking Deck Prowler guy?" asked my date.

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I hate it when able-bodied people park in handicapped spaces.

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It was ridiculously easy to coax the little girl into my van.

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With the words "Soy" and "Green" in its name, I knew I couldn't go wrong.

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[AUG 22] She stretched her hands toward the fire, warming herself, and wished that this night with him would never end.

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[APR23] I chuckled to myself as I sat down to a big plate of fried catfish.

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[SEP22] There are millions of possible combinations to make a homonculus.

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"Don't cry," said the burglar, gesturing toward my pajamas.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"The verdict is guilty," said the judge, banging his gavel, "and your life sentence begins now!"	5907
I looked around the room at the machines that were keeping me alive.	3859
[NOV23] "Do you ever think they'll catch that Parking Deck Prowler guy?" asked my date.	1554
I hate it when able-bodied people park in handicapped spaces.	1553
It was ridiculously easy to coax the little girl into my van.	1432
With the words "Soy" and "Green" in its name, I knew I couldn't go wrong.	1155
[AUG 22] She stretched her hands toward the fire, warming herself, and wished that this night with him would never end.	1099
[APR23] I chuckled to myself as I sat down to a big plate of fried catfish.	811
[SEP22] There are millions of possible combinations to make a homonculus.	565
"Don't cry," said the burglar, gesturing toward my pajamas.	416