/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My parents find me wherever I hide.

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The ghosts were helpful, finding lost keys, lost medicine, scaring away that one intruder.

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Someone, some thing, screwed up our cheesy horror movie sequel by killing off half the cast on camera for real.

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The doctors figured out the monsters ignore me and are hoping my blood has transferrable properties.

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The strange little machine only reads future sports pages, but that's okay, it's making me loads of cash.

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I now know why some people have claustrophobia.

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I shouldn't hurry up the stairs like a kid after I turn off the basement lights.

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Our pantry was practically a list of all the foods that had been recalled in the past six months.

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I was told by the nice people I had experienced the virtual life of a made up loser as part of a video game.

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I threw my body between the children and the guns.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My parents find me wherever I hide.	60
The ghosts were helpful, finding lost keys, lost medicine, scaring away that one intruder.	59
Someone, some thing, screwed up our cheesy horror movie sequel by killing off half the cast on camera for real.	59
The doctors figured out the monsters ignore me and are hoping my blood has transferrable properties.	59
The strange little machine only reads future sports pages, but that's okay, it's making me loads of cash.	58
I now know why some people have claustrophobia.	58
I shouldn't hurry up the stairs like a kid after I turn off the basement lights.	57
Our pantry was practically a list of all the foods that had been recalled in the past six months.	57
I was told by the nice people I had experienced the virtual life of a made up loser as part of a video game.	56
I threw my body between the children and the guns.	55