/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It took me an embarrassingly long time to find out where the dripping sound was coming from.

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The nurses told me that this was an emergency and my sister, a trained surgeon, had to operate on me NOW.

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My parents always said they had a plan for if the government ever came for me and my healthy organs.

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I couldn't even see my daughter as she screamed and cried.

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Commander Markov assured me our deep space exploration vessel could handle all ten of the crew being off duty for a little bit.

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The chief allowed me to use an untested program to hopefully clean up several highly damaged child abuse photos.

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My daughter was born in Alaska so she's used to the sun not actually setting at all for months.

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I waited until my wife put my daughter back in the crib.

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I shot and killed my wife for being a pedophile.

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Thanks to a lot of tiredness it was a full hour before we realized we left the amusement park without little Jason.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It took me an embarrassingly long time to find out where the dripping sound was coming from.	29
The nurses told me that this was an emergency and my sister, a trained surgeon, had to operate on me NOW.	29
My parents always said they had a plan for if the government ever came for me and my healthy organs.	29
I couldn't even see my daughter as she screamed and cried.	29
Commander Markov assured me our deep space exploration vessel could handle all ten of the crew being off duty for a little bit.	29
The chief allowed me to use an untested program to hopefully clean up several highly damaged child abuse photos.	29
My daughter was born in Alaska so she's used to the sun not actually setting at all for months.	29
I waited until my wife put my daughter back in the crib.	28
I shot and killed my wife for being a pedophile.	28
Thanks to a lot of tiredness it was a full hour before we realized we left the amusement park without little Jason.	28