/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I'm more than willing to use my military skills to lead innocent civilians out of ... wherever we are.

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It's been three months since our colony ship left for Mars.

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I hope my son is okay with heaven without his parents.

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My daddy told me I was just having nightmares when I heard the muffled screaming and yelling from my closet.

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I knew someone in our group was planning to betray us to the forces outside.

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I used to be annoyed by all the employees bothering me as I shop.

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The will never suspect I cut the brakes in my wife’s car.

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There's a reason walkie-talkies aren't that much of a thing anymore.

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It wasn’t the kids tossing around the severed human head that made me flee this dimension.

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They promised to protect me against whatever it was damaging my house, my job, my entire life.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'm more than willing to use my military skills to lead innocent civilians out of ... wherever we are.	31
It's been three months since our colony ship left for Mars.	31
I hope my son is okay with heaven without his parents.	31
My daddy told me I was just having nightmares when I heard the muffled screaming and yelling from my closet.	30
I knew someone in our group was planning to betray us to the forces outside.	30
I used to be annoyed by all the employees bothering me as I shop.	30
The will never suspect I cut the brakes in my wife’s car.	30
There's a reason walkie-talkies aren't that much of a thing anymore.	30
It wasn’t the kids tossing around the severed human head that made me flee this dimension.	30
They promised to protect me against whatever it was damaging my house, my job, my entire life.	30