/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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All these wonderful people are gathering around me with presents and cake and even singing 'Happy Birthday'.

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I'm more than willing to use my military skills to lead innocent civilians out of ... wherever we are.

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St. Peter explained that the Pearly Gates would never open.

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I told Grandpa that the nurses and orderlies were not sneaking in at night to steal his blood.

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Giving your life for an innocent was the only way to break the dark lord’s curse.

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My daddy surprised me by showing up at school for Career Day.

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Due to the storms the bridge was gone.

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I didn't mind my wife bringing home the occasional guy or girl, we discussed this.

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My coma was mostly tolerable because I could see out the hospital window into a school playground.

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The lost patrol, wounded, starving and missing three members, saw other soldiers in the distance.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
All these wonderful people are gathering around me with presents and cake and even singing 'Happy Birthday'.	31
I'm more than willing to use my military skills to lead innocent civilians out of ... wherever we are.	31
St. Peter explained that the Pearly Gates would never open.	31
I told Grandpa that the nurses and orderlies were not sneaking in at night to steal his blood.	31
Giving your life for an innocent was the only way to break the dark lord’s curse.	31
My daddy surprised me by showing up at school for Career Day.	31
Due to the storms the bridge was gone.	31
I didn't mind my wife bringing home the occasional guy or girl, we discussed this.	31
My coma was mostly tolerable because I could see out the hospital window into a school playground.	31
The lost patrol, wounded, starving and missing three members, saw other soldiers in the distance.	31