/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I shouted the scientists should do their tests on each other right now, dammit, because the portal in the basement sometimes spat out evil doubles.

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I'll always remember the last thing she said to me.

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My two kittens kept running to the same spot at the floorboards and hissing.

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My job as a window washer allowed me to use binoculars to watch my wife pick my kid up at school.

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The Master held to his promise and didn't eliminate New York because my Grandma lived there.

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I couldn’t tell anyone the planet wide electric storm has seemingly retroactively changed history.

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Of course none of them believed me when I said I had to kill their friends to make this mansion a safe haven.

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After billions in funding and dozens of fatalities I am finally back in time, leaning over Adolf Hitler’s bed.

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I remember nothing about my surgery and I'm glad the lung tumor is long gone.

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The legends said that dancing through these dog trees at this night, one night in a hundred years, would take me to a land of magic and wonder.

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I shouted the scientists should do their tests on each other right now, dammit, because the portal in the basement sometimes spat out evil doubles.	21
I'll always remember the last thing she said to me.	21
My two kittens kept running to the same spot at the floorboards and hissing.	21
My job as a window washer allowed me to use binoculars to watch my wife pick my kid up at school.	21
The Master held to his promise and didn't eliminate New York because my Grandma lived there.	21
I couldn’t tell anyone the planet wide electric storm has seemingly retroactively changed history.	21
Of course none of them believed me when I said I had to kill their friends to make this mansion a safe haven.	21
After billions in funding and dozens of fatalities I am finally back in time, leaning over Adolf Hitler’s bed.	21
I remember nothing about my surgery and I'm glad the lung tumor is long gone.	21
The legends said that dancing through these dog trees at this night, one night in a hundred years, would take me to a land of magic and wonder.	21