/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Just like I thought, the news had my picture up regarding the nation wide manhunt.

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We chanted as the ball dropped, then kissed and sang the traditional song.

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The kids kept asking me where all the other adults who ran the School for the Deaf went off to.

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I offed my family well before the zombies could get them.

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The captain said to toss the luggage overboard so we could outrace the storm.

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“Daddy, I had a nightmare you killed Mommy!”

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Last December I gained incontrovertible evidence my life was a messed up reality debacle ala 'The Truman Show'.

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The doctors reassured me that yes, I was strong and healthy and had an expanding belly but I wasn't going to have a baby at all.

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It turns out not everyone has their life flash before their eyes just as they about to die.

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I was willing to deal with the spectral visions in this spooky old house and the weird shouts late at night.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Just like I thought, the news had my picture up regarding the nation wide manhunt.	14
We chanted as the ball dropped, then kissed and sang the traditional song.	14
The kids kept asking me where all the other adults who ran the School for the Deaf went off to.	14
I offed my family well before the zombies could get them.	14
The captain said to toss the luggage overboard so we could outrace the storm.	14
“Daddy, I had a nightmare you killed Mommy!”	14
Last December I gained incontrovertible evidence my life was a messed up reality debacle ala 'The Truman Show'.	14
The doctors reassured me that yes, I was strong and healthy and had an expanding belly but I wasn't going to have a baby at all.	14
It turns out not everyone has their life flash before their eyes just as they about to die.	13
I was willing to deal with the spectral visions in this spooky old house and the weird shouts late at night.	13