/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It's no surprise the cops don't believe me when I say I did not kill my children.

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I'm debating calling a plumber for my kitchen sink problems.

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I knew these things, with the too big eyes and the inverted feet weren't really my family members.

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Every year, on the first day of harvest, my worshippers sacrifice two beautiful women in my name.

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I decided not to tell anyone about the hitch-hiker I accidentally but mostly on purpose ran over.

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Successful use of the memory erasure drugs would destroy what was on the other side of door.

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The baby monitor next to my bed showed a crying, feces covered baby.

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I left my prom date tied to the Iron Maiden in the torture chamber.

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Everyone was all excited when the scavenging team brought back that refugee family all the way from Oklahoma.

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Nobody seems to notice that whenever a human is murdered a star goes out forever.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It's no surprise the cops don't believe me when I say I did not kill my children.	19
I'm debating calling a plumber for my kitchen sink problems.	18
I knew these things, with the too big eyes and the inverted feet weren't really my family members.	18
Every year, on the first day of harvest, my worshippers sacrifice two beautiful women in my name.	18
I decided not to tell anyone about the hitch-hiker I accidentally but mostly on purpose ran over.	18
Successful use of the memory erasure drugs would destroy what was on the other side of door.	18
The baby monitor next to my bed showed a crying, feces covered baby.	18
I left my prom date tied to the Iron Maiden in the torture chamber.	18
Everyone was all excited when the scavenging team brought back that refugee family all the way from Oklahoma.	18
Nobody seems to notice that whenever a human is murdered a star goes out forever.	18