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I watched the cameras in horror as all my colleagues were hunted down and slaughtered one by one.

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We found the missing Irish astronauts.

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I have really good eye sight so I notice things a lot of people miss.

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I have four different types of incurable cancer so I don’t think God will be mad at me for leaping off that skyscraper.

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I figured out the rookie fireman was setting fires so as to have the thrill of fighting them.

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Everyone in hell is forced to run on generator wheels all day long.

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Thanks to careful urban improvements, this year's expected floodwaters were not a danger.

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I got worried when nobody else in the house could see the dog at my feet.

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It's really boring being trapped in this haunted hedge maze.

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All the demon asked for was to take my worst day and I thought this was a bargain.

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