/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I wasn’t much surprised when three Christmas spirits appeared to show me the error of my miserly, miserable ways.

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Everyone thought it was neat I happened to look like our new king.

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They told me only moments had passed before I fell away from the unknown machinery.

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Nobody believed my story that the popular new soda was sourced from a mysterious hole in a buried castle.

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The cruise ship life-raft survivors were very worried when Ancient Romans rescued them but at least there was now food, water and health care.

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Just like all those old jokes, my mental illness is telling me to help other people, hug puppies, nice things and what not.

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My old cop friends in Albany will at least listen to my story about the fish-monster cult in New York City.

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My manager sat me down for a long hard talk about new found fame and to not let it go to my head.

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Mom and Dad warned us not to play with our food.

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I'm starting to suspect my entire life is some sort of weird Truman-Show videotaped lie.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wasn’t much surprised when three Christmas spirits appeared to show me the error of my miserly, miserable ways.	17
Everyone thought it was neat I happened to look like our new king.	17
They told me only moments had passed before I fell away from the unknown machinery.	17
Nobody believed my story that the popular new soda was sourced from a mysterious hole in a buried castle.	17
The cruise ship life-raft survivors were very worried when Ancient Romans rescued them but at least there was now food, water and health care.	17
Just like all those old jokes, my mental illness is telling me to help other people, hug puppies, nice things and what not.	17
My old cop friends in Albany will at least listen to my story about the fish-monster cult in New York City.	17
My manager sat me down for a long hard talk about new found fame and to not let it go to my head.	17
Mom and Dad warned us not to play with our food.	17
I'm starting to suspect my entire life is some sort of weird Truman-Show videotaped lie.	17