/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I screamed to the axeman that I was just like him, him and all the other people in power.

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Of course no one was surprised when the latest King novel had a whole bunch of murders in it.

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The good news is, a lot of people are immune to zombie bites, including me and my entire family.

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The thrill ride was supposed to take track D, not B, due to maintenance needs.

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The orphan children of Cornwall were prophesied to save the land of Far Off from the Armies of Death.

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As the audience waited I discreetly spat out the key that would get me out of this death trap.

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For the first time since 2014 someone had left Santa brandy instead of milk.

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I woke up to see a school of dolphin just fifty feet outside my front windshield.

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Well, it seems my anonymous complaint to the cops about my neighbor's skeleton decoration was taken seriously.

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Absolutely nobody was surprised when society collapsed inside of a week.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I screamed to the axeman that I was just like him, him and all the other people in power.	11
Of course no one was surprised when the latest King novel had a whole bunch of murders in it.	11
The good news is, a lot of people are immune to zombie bites, including me and my entire family.	11
The thrill ride was supposed to take track D, not B, due to maintenance needs.	11
The orphan children of Cornwall were prophesied to save the land of Far Off from the Armies of Death.	11
As the audience waited I discreetly spat out the key that would get me out of this death trap.	11
For the first time since 2014 someone had left Santa brandy instead of milk.	11
I woke up to see a school of dolphin just fifty feet outside my front windshield.	11
Well, it seems my anonymous complaint to the cops about my neighbor's skeleton decoration was taken seriously.	11
Absolutely nobody was surprised when society collapsed inside of a week.	11