/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I've spent decades developing this time machine so I could go back and stop those women from murdering my family.

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It's bad enough the cops found those severed heads in my backpack.

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A drunken stroll through the country side leads to an unexpected encounter with my best friend from high school.

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"I report finding a dead guy with a bowling ball where his head once was and the cops send just one guy?"

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In exchange for me crafting most of the rules, the demon agreed to the actual game.

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My son was correct when he yelled that he could hold me and swim for miles.

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Not even a remodeled school science lab could distract me from thoughts of my missing Marine brother.

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As I look out over the city I can point out all the buildings my company is working on.

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I informed the American Commander us villagers could share nothing for the now dead Nazis had taken much.

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I thought it was all over when they told me I would never see my family again.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've spent decades developing this time machine so I could go back and stop those women from murdering my family.	6
It's bad enough the cops found those severed heads in my backpack.	6
A drunken stroll through the country side leads to an unexpected encounter with my best friend from high school.	6
"I report finding a dead guy with a bowling ball where his head once was and the cops send just one guy?"	6
In exchange for me crafting most of the rules, the demon agreed to the actual game.	6
My son was correct when he yelled that he could hold me and swim for miles.	6
Not even a remodeled school science lab could distract me from thoughts of my missing Marine brother.	6
As I look out over the city I can point out all the buildings my company is working on.	6
I informed the American Commander us villagers could share nothing for the now dead Nazis had taken much.	6
I thought it was all over when they told me I would never see my family again.	6