/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I knew it was time to quit my job when I started seeing dead people in the back seat of the drive-thru customers.

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Five billion people tuned in to see the gigantic colony ship land on Mars.

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I didn't think the ghost hunter reality show equipment had any hope of contacting the other side.

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A typical loophole in demonic contracts is the avoidance of hell if you father two children to sacrifice in your stead.

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I was wrong when I told everyone the new popular candy was eggs that would hatch on New Year's Eve.

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The rich and the elite laughed as the cataclysm wiped out the poor and the minorities who never made it to space.

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Sure, the boss in her penthouse office gets a different view from the rest of the peons in the floors below.

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I didn’t know if anyone in the library was still alive.

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All the other hikers didn't believe me when I found evidence this area was cursed by an vengeful spirit.

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The doctor told me that there were several patients in the sub-basement I was compatible with, that I could donate blood for them right now.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I knew it was time to quit my job when I started seeing dead people in the back seat of the drive-thru customers.	7
Five billion people tuned in to see the gigantic colony ship land on Mars.	7
I didn't think the ghost hunter reality show equipment had any hope of contacting the other side.	7
A typical loophole in demonic contracts is the avoidance of hell if you father two children to sacrifice in your stead.	6
I was wrong when I told everyone the new popular candy was eggs that would hatch on New Year's Eve.	6
The rich and the elite laughed as the cataclysm wiped out the poor and the minorities who never made it to space.	6
Sure, the boss in her penthouse office gets a different view from the rest of the peons in the floors below.	6
I didn’t know if anyone in the library was still alive.	6
All the other hikers didn't believe me when I found evidence this area was cursed by an vengeful spirit.	6
The doctor told me that there were several patients in the sub-basement I was compatible with, that I could donate blood for them right now.	6