/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My neighbor Julie thinks I’m continuing my Meals on Wheels job.

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The top of the Ferris Wheel provides such a great view of the city.

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I haven't encountered any evidence my house is haunted, despite what the old timers in town say.

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The church was full of my husband to be’s relatives as I had so few.

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The men know me as a tough, but fair warden.

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Society changed when teleportation was invented.

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I had enough more than enough food supplies to take care of the stray cat that moved itself into my house.

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My wife said we have to lose weight to save the kids so she'll jump over the side.

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As expected, one lone soldier, wearing white, left the castle and approached our line of besieging troops.

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Grandma told me my wife had to be in heaven.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My neighbor Julie thinks I’m continuing my Meals on Wheels job.	11
The top of the Ferris Wheel provides such a great view of the city.	11
I haven't encountered any evidence my house is haunted, despite what the old timers in town say.	11
The church was full of my husband to be’s relatives as I had so few.	11
The men know me as a tough, but fair warden.	10
Society changed when teleportation was invented.	10
I had enough more than enough food supplies to take care of the stray cat that moved itself into my house.	10
My wife said we have to lose weight to save the kids so she'll jump over the side.	10
As expected, one lone soldier, wearing white, left the castle and approached our line of besieging troops.	10
Grandma told me my wife had to be in heaven.	10