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Shane, stop broadcasting 'Hey Alexa, dial Mom' over the store's public address system. - Management

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The only silver lining of the apocalypse is we made it through without firing off the nukes.

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We don't blame the transfer student for opening fire during lunchtime.

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I confronted the machete wielding men who were harassing the children under my care.

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Jim knew he hadn't done all those murders last Thursday night because the kind old witch's gift kept his werewolf side under control.

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This whole stupid war, over border disputes, was a huge waste.

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It's bad enough they're tossing out the old folks from our skyscraper anti-zombie-fortress to save on our limited supplies.

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My sons floated to safety with the last of the undamaged parachutes.

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[WP] Your hair well hides the scar from the childhood accident. Perhaps that is related to why many of the cool people at your new job seem to be so much more than the humans others see them as.

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I heard the stories too, that if you say Bloody Mary three times in the bathroom mirror at midnight she'll appear and kill you.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Shane, stop broadcasting 'Hey Alexa, dial Mom' over the store's public address system. - Management	5	Shaneisms
The only silver lining of the apocalypse is we made it through without firing off the nukes.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
We don't blame the transfer student for opening fire during lunchtime.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
I confronted the machete wielding men who were harassing the children under my care.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
Jim knew he hadn't done all those murders last Thursday night because the kind old witch's gift kept his werewolf side under control.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
This whole stupid war, over border disputes, was a huge waste.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
It's bad enough they're tossing out the old folks from our skyscraper anti-zombie-fortress to save on our limited supplies.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
My sons floated to safety with the last of the undamaged parachutes.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Your hair well hides the scar from the childhood accident. Perhaps that is related to why many of the cool people at your new job seem to be so much more than the humans others see them as.	5	WritingPrompts
I heard the stories too, that if you say Bloody Mary three times in the bathroom mirror at midnight she'll appear and kill you.	5	TwoSentenceHorror