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After years of being mocked, ridiculed, and outcast, he apprehensively entered his new workplace's office, trying to make a good first impression.

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"Hey mom, it would be amazing if you could make your world famous lasagna"

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As the grizzly bear charged at us, I remembered the old advice, "If it's brown, lie down", and told my mother to follow my lead, pretending to be dead.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After years of being mocked, ridiculed, and outcast, he apprehensively entered his new workplace's office, trying to make a good first impression.	48
"Hey mom, it would be amazing if you could make your world famous lasagna"	13
As the grizzly bear charged at us, I remembered the old advice, "If it's brown, lie down", and told my mother to follow my lead, pretending to be dead.	1