/u/Lucky_Cat_25's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The constant traffic of my city was always so slow that it took almost an hour to drive one block.

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As the beast sank its fangs into my neck and its claws into my stomach, I realized my wife wasn't lying.

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My boss took me and my coworkers out on a camping trip, with the goal being for us to "get to know each other better".

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I'm sometimes impressed by how fast mankind rose from being helpless apes to the dominant lifeform on the planet

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My girlfriend always made my day when she wrapped her two arms around me.

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When I came home from work, I was shocked to find a strange man in bed with my wife.

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Living on a farm, you hear all kinds of strange noises in the middle of the night.

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I love waking up to the birds singing early in the morning.

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Does anyone have any advice on how to get rid of a bug infestation?

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I've always wanted to try sushi, so I was excited to bring my girlfriend on a date to a strange new restaurant I'd seen in town.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The constant traffic of my city was always so slow that it took almost an hour to drive one block.	38
As the beast sank its fangs into my neck and its claws into my stomach, I realized my wife wasn't lying.	35
My boss took me and my coworkers out on a camping trip, with the goal being for us to "get to know each other better".	32
I'm sometimes impressed by how fast mankind rose from being helpless apes to the dominant lifeform on the planet	27
My girlfriend always made my day when she wrapped her two arms around me.	26
When I came home from work, I was shocked to find a strange man in bed with my wife.	26
Living on a farm, you hear all kinds of strange noises in the middle of the night.	24
I love waking up to the birds singing early in the morning.	16
Does anyone have any advice on how to get rid of a bug infestation?	16
I've always wanted to try sushi, so I was excited to bring my girlfriend on a date to a strange new restaurant I'd seen in town.	13