/u/Lucky_Cat_25's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"No, please don't do it!" I said, begging my only friend to spit out the pills in his mouth.

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People have always struggled to pronounce my name.

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The gangsters told him to "take a long walk off a short pier".

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They say a blind man is blessed, for he doesn't get to see the horrors of the apocalypse.

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I just can't understand why nobody likes my knitting.

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The scientists were confused when a seemingly ordinary star vanished literally overnight.

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My friend told me we needed to bury the hatchet.

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The knight swore he would not rest until he brought honor to his country.

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Everyone's heard about a wolf in sheep's clothing.

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I locked the door to my bedroom, hoping to get some peace and quiet so I could make sense of it all.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"No, please don't do it!" I said, begging my only friend to spit out the pills in his mouth.	1306
People have always struggled to pronounce my name.	882
The gangsters told him to "take a long walk off a short pier".	436
They say a blind man is blessed, for he doesn't get to see the horrors of the apocalypse.	282
I just can't understand why nobody likes my knitting.	226
The scientists were confused when a seemingly ordinary star vanished literally overnight.	168
My friend told me we needed to bury the hatchet.	138
The knight swore he would not rest until he brought honor to his country.	100
Everyone's heard about a wolf in sheep's clothing.	68
I locked the door to my bedroom, hoping to get some peace and quiet so I could make sense of it all.	61