/u/LurkMaster909's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
I could only watch from my hiding spot in horror as the hideous beasts beat, tortured, and mutilated my friends with what I could only assume was delight.
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When my husband & I saw that little bundle on our doorstep, we thought that God had FINALLY answered our prayers to start a family!
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Once I finally killed the dragon of the west mountain, I -somehow-knew that I had full claim to its entire hoard of treasures!
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After meeting the hottest chick I’d ever seen in my life at the bar and getting invited over to her place place, I thought I was the luckiest guy in the world! NSFW
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For weeks, I’ve been having a nightmare where I get into a car with a strange man, and he purposefully crashes into a tree.
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In spite of all his sister’s pleas, Franklin happily plunged his lucky knife deep into her creepy, little doll.
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For a few weeks now, I’ve become way more tired than usual, suffered the worst nausea I’ve ever had, and my stomach has even gotten a little swollen.
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I squeezed my pregnant wife’s hand reassuringly, hopefully not for the last time, before I went to confront the monsters gathered at our doorstep.
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