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I tucked myself in and turned off my bedside lamp, drowning my room in complete darkness.

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It was awful that my dog missed my ex so much.

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I adopted a stray cat recently, so I thought nothing of it when I found cat hair all over my bed after I got home from work.

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My colleague threw open the hatch of the teleporter and announced, “He’s here alright.”

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I stormed over to my wedding planner, pointed at the uninvited guest lingering in the corner of the reception hall, and demanded that she be removed from the venue.

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I’m a preacher, and in these uncertain times, I’ve attracted a large following.

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My colleagues and I were ecstatic upon discovering that the asteroid would miss Earth after all.

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“Thank you all for welcoming me to your support group,” the newcomer softly murmured, darting her eyes to each of us and flashing a shy smile.

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The worst thing about having locked-in syndrome is getting my blood drawn.

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I’m an apartment tenant in the big city, so I’m used to seeing the feet of passerby come and go past my windows.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I tucked myself in and turned off my bedside lamp, drowning my room in complete darkness.	83
It was awful that my dog missed my ex so much.	45
I adopted a stray cat recently, so I thought nothing of it when I found cat hair all over my bed after I got home from work.	39
My colleague threw open the hatch of the teleporter and announced, “He’s here alright.”	39
I stormed over to my wedding planner, pointed at the uninvited guest lingering in the corner of the reception hall, and demanded that she be removed from the venue.	39
I’m a preacher, and in these uncertain times, I’ve attracted a large following.	25
My colleagues and I were ecstatic upon discovering that the asteroid would miss Earth after all.	18
“Thank you all for welcoming me to your support group,” the newcomer softly murmured, darting her eyes to each of us and flashing a shy smile.	17
The worst thing about having locked-in syndrome is getting my blood drawn.	16
I’m an apartment tenant in the big city, so I’m used to seeing the feet of passerby come and go past my windows.	2