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Having second thoughts, I pulled the gun muzzle out of my mouth. NSFW

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Mom’s taking me out for ice cream tonight!

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My killer pressed the gun to my stomach and fired, but no one in the crowd noticed a thing.

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And so Athena, goddess of wisdom, sprang fully formed from her father’s forehead.

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Our only lightbulb burnt out during our first night in our new lodgings.

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“And finally, I don’t want no more cancer hurtin’ my poor ma!” the boy blurted out.

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On my evening patrol, I pulled over a car for suspicion of driving under the influence.

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The local community breathed a collective sigh of relief when the serial killer was handed down eight life sentences.

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Despite the sweltering summer heat bearing down on me, I ran across my office’s parking lot towards my car.

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As general manager, I check the motion-activated security footage every morning before opening the department store to the public.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Having second thoughts, I pulled the gun muzzle out of my mouth. NSFW	5770
Mom’s taking me out for ice cream tonight!	5341
My killer pressed the gun to my stomach and fired, but no one in the crowd noticed a thing.	3590
And so Athena, goddess of wisdom, sprang fully formed from her father’s forehead.	1146
Our only lightbulb burnt out during our first night in our new lodgings.	933
“And finally, I don’t want no more cancer hurtin’ my poor ma!” the boy blurted out.	851
On my evening patrol, I pulled over a car for suspicion of driving under the influence.	592
The local community breathed a collective sigh of relief when the serial killer was handed down eight life sentences.	481
Despite the sweltering summer heat bearing down on me, I ran across my office’s parking lot towards my car.	129
As general manager, I check the motion-activated security footage every morning before opening the department store to the public.	96