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I always make my boyfriend a cup of tea in the morning.

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I always told my sister to text me when she got home from a night out.

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As I moved the figure in the mirror moved too, just not quite in sync with me.

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I dug up my neighbour's body when gardening today.

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I don't mind the tapping of a tree's branches on my window at night.

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'Now just lie back, this won't hurt a bit.'

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Ever wondered about unsolvable murders?

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'I said, "Bye dear," and then I left for the week,' she told the police between her tears, 'he must have slipped only a few minutes after I'd gone.'

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'I pronounce you man and wife,' said the priest, 'you may kiss the bride.'

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I made a cup of tea this morning.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I always make my boyfriend a cup of tea in the morning.	561
I always told my sister to text me when she got home from a night out.	248
As I moved the figure in the mirror moved too, just not quite in sync with me.	148
I dug up my neighbour's body when gardening today.	132
I don't mind the tapping of a tree's branches on my window at night.	67
'Now just lie back, this won't hurt a bit.'	51
Ever wondered about unsolvable murders?	32
'I said, "Bye dear," and then I left for the week,' she told the police between her tears, 'he must have slipped only a few minutes after I'd gone.'	25
'I pronounce you man and wife,' said the priest, 'you may kiss the bride.'	21
I made a cup of tea this morning.	21