/u/M4n0fF6wW0rd5's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I suspected my landlord was a vampire, but I knew he couldn't enter someone else's home without their permission.

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After wounding my finger, I noticed an oddly colored hangnail.

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The injury on my finger seemed to have left an oddly stringy hang-nail

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Upon discovering alien lifeforms in other solar systems, scientists were delighted to learn that our biological systems were similar in many ways.

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"Did you know that in the experiment where frogs were in water and slowly brought to a boil, the reason they didn't jump out was because the scientists actually cut out half their brains beforehand?"

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Faster-than-light travel has been revolutionized with the first test of an interstellar teleporter, the first subject having crossed light years in what appeared to be only a few steps.

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There are thirty sounds available to a human voice that can inspire cold, gut-wrenching fear..

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I suspected my landlord was a vampire, but I knew he couldn't enter someone else's home without their permission.	438
After wounding my finger, I noticed an oddly colored hangnail.	256
The injury on my finger seemed to have left an oddly stringy hang-nail	141
Upon discovering alien lifeforms in other solar systems, scientists were delighted to learn that our biological systems were similar in many ways.	101
"Did you know that in the experiment where frogs were in water and slowly brought to a boil, the reason they didn't jump out was because the scientists actually cut out half their brains beforehand?"	27
Faster-than-light travel has been revolutionized with the first test of an interstellar teleporter, the first subject having crossed light years in what appeared to be only a few steps.	16
There are thirty sounds available to a human voice that can inspire cold, gut-wrenching fear..	13