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After months of tracking him down, I tortured and killed him in the same thoughtless way he had killed his victims.

13221 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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After being quarantined last 2 weeks , my wife has gotten a body of a 20 year old aerobics instructor.

931 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I asked my doctor where I should put my pants before my rectal exam.

291 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Out of desperation I went to the customer service center of the store and asked if they had any toilet paper.

243 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Just realized the perfect ending to this horrible week is tomorrow.

14 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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The alarms went off and I rushed into the ICU to check on the newly admitted patient chocking and gasping for air.

10 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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One person who helped me become who I am was my dietitian, who told me you are what you eat.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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