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As I viciously cut my bangs after my breakup, I ignored how much it hurt.

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Normally, I wouldn't mind that my cat eats so loud at night.

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Vampires lurk on the sea floor After being thrown from ships but they're too hungry to get out.

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I finally, finally escaped from the basement, planning to race to freedom

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We all waited for Jesus to be born Here After He ascended to space

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The hand of my captor quietly stroked my hand as he assured me I was perfectly safe now.

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I ripped the next kitten in half, laughing while the mother cat screamed

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I viciously cut my bangs after my breakup, I ignored how much it hurt.	15
Normally, I wouldn't mind that my cat eats so loud at night.	14
Vampires lurk on the sea floor After being thrown from ships but they're too hungry to get out.	13
I finally, finally escaped from the basement, planning to race to freedom	12
We all waited for Jesus to be born Here After He ascended to space	11
The hand of my captor quietly stroked my hand as he assured me I was perfectly safe now.	9
I ripped the next kitten in half, laughing while the mother cat screamed	7
Work	2