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"I just wanted to get famous..." She Cried Softly

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“I know your son is the one that tied firecrackers to my kitten but I won’t be pressing charges.”

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She cried softly at Me, "I just wanted to be famous..."

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As I dragged my best friend home and put him in bed with his wife, I felt a lot better than I had in weeks

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I remembered the myth Of The minotaur in the labyrinth and followed the right wall.

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Having My Mouth Sewn up is awful

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My Cat Was Always Super Clingy So I didn't have that much trouble keeping her in my room

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When I wished for all the species killed off by humanity to come back, I thought I'd be doing everyone a favor

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Honestly,

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A man walked by The huge asylum, hearing them chant nine.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I just wanted to get famous..." She Cried Softly	831
“I know your son is the one that tied firecrackers to my kitten but I won’t be pressing charges.”	275
She cried softly at Me, "I just wanted to be famous..."	275
As I dragged my best friend home and put him in bed with his wife, I felt a lot better than I had in weeks	53
I remembered the myth Of The minotaur in the labyrinth and followed the right wall.	30
Having My Mouth Sewn up is awful	23
My Cat Was Always Super Clingy So I didn't have that much trouble keeping her in my room	20
When I wished for all the species killed off by humanity to come back, I thought I'd be doing everyone a favor	19
Honestly,	18
A man walked by The huge asylum, hearing them chant nine.	17