/u/MOXISGOD's posts in /r/SCJerk
“Goddammit Bronsonuhh we’re gonna get you overuhhh if it’s the last thing we fucking douhhh. Just go out there and splash Seth 20 timesuhhh who gives a shituhhh” - Triple Hamas
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“What did my girlfriend ever do in this world to deserve an empty headed fucking dentist like Britt Baker to go backstage and go into business for herself? What did she do? Dave?”
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The Fed can’t have segments with this Scorsese level of acting! This is C I N E M A, feud of the year ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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DAE m’Jif just GETS it?? It’s not racist Fed shill, it’s just a heel trying to get heel heat, mkay? Fuck that racist piece of shit JBL btw
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Remember me guys? I’m the fat guy who does cartwheels. Why am I not the card? I can literally do cartwheels. And I’m fat. Did I mention I can do cartwheels?!?
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