/u/MRittall's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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She opened the chest, squealing with girlish glee as she she beheld the treasures inside.

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The second sentence is true and everyone who reads it will be safe from the horrors contained there.

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This sudden leak in the ceiling has me extremely worried.

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"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't," he winked.

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The escape was violent and had left me a bloody mess, covered in entrails.

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I still remember the grief I felt when my dad told me we had to put Roger down for biting the mailcarrier again.

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My husband left me for another woman, again.

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My ex wife's lifeless body lay in pieces and there was a gaping hole where her heart had been.

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I always knew I was right and to prove it I took off my helmet.

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Cat food was running dangerously low as I nervously watched Felix eat what was left.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She opened the chest, squealing with girlish glee as she she beheld the treasures inside.	871
The second sentence is true and everyone who reads it will be safe from the horrors contained there.	666
This sudden leak in the ceiling has me extremely worried.	269
"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't," he winked.	245
The escape was violent and had left me a bloody mess, covered in entrails.	225
I still remember the grief I felt when my dad told me we had to put Roger down for biting the mailcarrier again.	67
My husband left me for another woman, again.	29
My ex wife's lifeless body lay in pieces and there was a gaping hole where her heart had been.	29
I always knew I was right and to prove it I took off my helmet.	22
Cat food was running dangerously low as I nervously watched Felix eat what was left.	18