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The vet pet my dog as he told me that he was in too much pain and it would be best to end his suffering, but I didn’t agree.

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At first, I chuckled when I heard Siri actually agree to my request to keep the earwax out of my new AirPods.

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[JUN21] As I reached into the garbage disposal to retrieve my wedding ring, I told my wife “don’t touch the switch, I don’t want to hurt my hand”

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I’ve been chewing my fingernails in my sleep since I was a kid.

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[JUN21] As I reached into the garbage disposal to retrieve my wedding ring, I told my wife “don’t touch the switch, I don’t want to hurt my hand”

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“Daddy, your coffee beans are moving!” my daughter squealed as she pointed at the beetles crawling out of the bag.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The vet pet my dog as he told me that he was in too much pain and it would be best to end his suffering, but I didn’t agree.	585
At first, I chuckled when I heard Siri actually agree to my request to keep the earwax out of my new AirPods.	253
[JUN21] As I reached into the garbage disposal to retrieve my wedding ring, I told my wife “don’t touch the switch, I don’t want to hurt my hand”	211
I’ve been chewing my fingernails in my sleep since I was a kid.	65
[JUN21] As I reached into the garbage disposal to retrieve my wedding ring, I told my wife “don’t touch the switch, I don’t want to hurt my hand”	1
“Daddy, your coffee beans are moving!” my daughter squealed as she pointed at the beetles crawling out of the bag.	1