/u/Madmonkeman's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I came out as ace to my date, and was happy when they looked excited.

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My parents give me pills every day because I keep getting amnesia.

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Everyone was laughing when scientists said that the Moon was actually made out of cheese.

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Timmy was determined to catch Santa entering the house and wanted to see what would happen.

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My son was looking sick so I asked him what was wrong.

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I took a bite out of a chocolate chip cookie and realized it was oatmeal raisin!

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It’s November 1st and someone already started playing Christmas music.

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It was already scary when we were driving in a straight line but kept appearing in the same town.

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I know I was abducted by aliens even though no one believes me.

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I thought it was so cute when my son said he was going to try really hard to become Batman.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I came out as ace to my date, and was happy when they looked excited.	6809
My parents give me pills every day because I keep getting amnesia.	717
Everyone was laughing when scientists said that the Moon was actually made out of cheese.	331
Timmy was determined to catch Santa entering the house and wanted to see what would happen.	212
My son was looking sick so I asked him what was wrong.	51
I took a bite out of a chocolate chip cookie and realized it was oatmeal raisin!	27
It’s November 1st and someone already started playing Christmas music.	8
It was already scary when we were driving in a straight line but kept appearing in the same town.	1
I know I was abducted by aliens even though no one believes me.	1
I thought it was so cute when my son said he was going to try really hard to become Batman.	1