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I came out as ace to my date, and was happy when they looked excited.

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My parents give me pills every day because I keep getting amnesia.

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Everyone was laughing when scientists said that the Moon was actually made out of cheese.

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Timmy was determined to catch Santa entering the house and wanted to see what would happen.

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My boss really liked my new art style I came up with, so imagine my surprise when I was fired a few months later.

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My son was looking sick so I asked him what was wrong.

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I took a bite out of a chocolate chip cookie and realized it was oatmeal raisin!

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It’s November 1st and someone already started playing Christmas music.

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It was already scary when we were driving in a straight line but kept appearing in the same town.

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I thought it was so cute when my son said he was going to try really hard to become Batman.

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