/u/MaengDaX9's posts in /r/owenbenjamin
Owen will be flirting with the Bears right up until he has to actually SEE them. Tells them his financials are looking good. Two days after he complained he could barely afford the kids violin lessons.
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The Missouri franchise made a new skit. But Owen doesn’t give af. He drowns out their dialogue with his loud fake laughter, and stops tape right in the middle to talk about RedBar.
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I remember last time he made an off the cuff joke about families except the punchline was, ‘I could f your whole family’. If his special is improv about families it’s going to be even worse. These are the punchlines that are come easily to him.
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Don't be mean to Owen Benjamin in the comments, Guys. You're making his lackeys look bad and work overtime to soothe his frustrated ego.
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For people who wondered why Owen doesn’t teach his kids piano. Here’s an outline of a typical lesson.
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Owen says he was ‘class treasurer in high school.’ (Of course he didn’t care about the actual job or even appear to know what duties were involved.)That’s a new lie afaik. I wish ‘not Tom’ his old hs classmate would chime in. Tom has first hand evidence that Owen is a liar. Allegedly.
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