/u/MaengDaX9's posts in /r/owenbenjamin
I’ve been trying off and off for a while to get this Covert/Adam collaboration uploaded here for safekeeping. This is the Tomato Ritual. What do they get for $10,000 this year Owen?
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Drive by clip; We haven’t missed a thing. He’s drinking some agave juice or some shit and reading his text messages. Says if they paid him more he’d do an actual show, or something. Promises to do comedy. At some point. Nobody knows when.
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We should have known Owen’s view of the justice system was just as inverted as everything else in his ‘realm’. Owen is simply waiting for Adam to bleed out, then his problems will be solved. Seemingly Owen will do ANYTHING to avoid doing the right thing.
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Joe Rogan’s new special, ‘Burn the Boats’ is a massive success. Owen Benjamin, (who gets his notoriety from how many contentious lies he can squeeze into one social media post), insists that Rogan ‘stole his mental illness jokes’.
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Owen wants to open a bouncy house business or build a rec center for children. TGRS commentary, from his epic 7 hour stream last night.
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Looks like Owen’s big bother simply waved hello and inadvertently knocked his Beartard crown halfway to the other side of the country. It probably landed in Missouri. Owen and his 147th identity crisis.🙄Live from Oswego.
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What is this Benny Wills Bear? And why are you hitting me up on my Joy Camp contact to sell your latest grift? Jumping up in ex-bears DM’s trying to shake some nickels loose? Did you pay your rent in love when you were in Hollywood? Enquiring minds want to know.
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This is rich. He’s saying how crapping in a bucket but you own your own land might be some of the best memories you’re kids ever had. Glosses over something about how you shouldn’t have more than you ‘earned’. (Gulps hard)
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