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I smirked while lying in bed, pretending not to hear the man in my attic move around gingerly as to not “wake me”.

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Roommate

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Life can be unbearable on this island. Lonely, isolated, trapped with only one other human, barely enough to eat and anything there is takes us so much precious energy to find/catch. On the bright side, the other castaway is a man and I am a woman so...fresh meat every 9 months!

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It’s so nice that people are understanding about babies crying.

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I smiled slightly as my tired body finally found my bed and I felt my dog lick my hand from the floor beside the bed

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Life isn’t so bad on this deserted island, o keep hopeful that we will be rescued one day.

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After 5 straight minutes in the shower of vigorously rinsing and rubbing my soapy hair to no avail it dawned on me that someone was playing that stupid shampoo prank from youtube.

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After 5 straight minutes of vigorously rubbing and rinsing my soapy hair I didn’t understand why the shampoo wasn’t coming out, then it dawned on me someone was doing that stupid YouTube shampoo prank.

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I smirked as I lay in bed listening to the man in my attic move around gingerly as to not wake me, he thinks I don’t know he’s been living up there for weeks.

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It’s so nice that people are understanding when they hear babies crying.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I smirked while lying in bed, pretending not to hear the man in my attic move around gingerly as to not “wake me”.	671	TwoSentenceHorror
Roommate	54	shortscarystories
Life can be unbearable on this island. Lonely, isolated, trapped with only one other human, barely enough to eat and anything there is takes us so much precious energy to find/catch. On the bright side, the other castaway is a man and I am a woman so...fresh meat every 9 months!	1	TwoSentenceHorror
It’s so nice that people are understanding about babies crying.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I smiled slightly as my tired body finally found my bed and I felt my dog lick my hand from the floor beside the bed	1	TwoSentenceHorror
Life isn’t so bad on this deserted island, o keep hopeful that we will be rescued one day.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
After 5 straight minutes in the shower of vigorously rinsing and rubbing my soapy hair to no avail it dawned on me that someone was playing that stupid shampoo prank from youtube.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
After 5 straight minutes of vigorously rubbing and rinsing my soapy hair I didn’t understand why the shampoo wasn’t coming out, then it dawned on me someone was doing that stupid YouTube shampoo prank.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I smirked as I lay in bed listening to the man in my attic move around gingerly as to not wake me, he thinks I don’t know he’s been living up there for weeks.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
It’s so nice that people are understanding when they hear babies crying.	0	TwoSentenceHorror