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[EU] The Meeseeks successfully kill Jerry in the restaurant after he fails to show any improvement in his golf stroke. However, they do not vanish afterwards as expected.
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[WP] Through a bizarre fluke in genetics, you age at exactly half the rate as a normal human. Tell me your life story.
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[WP] A future historian is giving a lecture on the Cold War. However, he/she has confused "Star Wars," the proposed weapons system, with "Star Wars," the film franchise.
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[WP] Two veterans of a war long ago are reminiscing about their experiences in the two opposing armies. However, both veterans believe their side won the war.
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[WP] It's been centuries since humanity has left Earth. We're finally returning, only to find something else has moved in while we were gone.
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