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Why is the saying, "bone dry"?

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The kid looked both ways before crossing the street.

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It's hard to pin down what caused my fear.

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The stars in the night sky are a beautiful sight.

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I sometimes forget why I enter a room.

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When they say you can't make an omelette without cracking a few eggs, I like to take it the extra mile.

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My fortune cookie read, "Prosperity smiles upon you."

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If there is one thing I learned in law school, it's to read the fine print.

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I saw that there was an emergency report for my area.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Why is the saying, "bone dry"?	29
The kid looked both ways before crossing the street.	17
It's hard to pin down what caused my fear.	14
The stars in the night sky are a beautiful sight.	9
I sometimes forget why I enter a room.	8
When they say you can't make an omelette without cracking a few eggs, I like to take it the extra mile.	7
My fortune cookie read, "Prosperity smiles upon you."	7
If there is one thing I learned in law school, it's to read the fine print.	5
I saw that there was an emergency report for my area.	4