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[WP] All animals can talk, they just find humans super boring, and prefer to make weird noises instead because it’s funnier.
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[WP] You’ve lived in these forests for years, creating potions and casting hexes, all for the right price. However you’re a little confused when someone shows up and asks for a “cocktail”.
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[WP] As the witch curses you to become an animal for disrespecting her, you realize what this means. No more bills, taxes, or dead-end jobs. Now the witch has to find a way to make you want to turn back.
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[WP] You gain access to a remote that controls reality. The pause button pauses time, the volume buttons control the volume of anything around you, etc. One day, you accidentally press the power button.
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[WP] “What do you mean you just breathe oxygen, the most toxic gas in the known galaxy? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE ACTIVELY TRYING TO MAKE MORE?!”
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[WP] You discover a genie who gives you three wishes. However, through a series of loopholes on what counts as “using a wish,” you’ve been able to get hundreds of wishes from this one genie.
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[WP] As your arch-nemesis monologues to you, his speech is suddenly interrupted by a face on the screen. It addresses you both by your real names, and says you both know why you’re here. Neither of you have seen this man in your life.
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[WP] You’re busy making dinner for your family when you’re transported to the middle of a battlefield. This is your curse. Any time someone casts your spell, you must arrive there. It’s getting degrading.
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