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It's a shame she had to lie about her career.

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[NOV21] I never used to understand why groundhogs would immediately look for their shadow after waking from hibernating away the winter.

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Life is a game and, like all games, you can't win if it doesn't end.

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I don't want a lot for Christmas, this is all I'm asking for.

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Their screams weren't the worst part.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It's a shame she had to lie about her career.	59
[NOV21] I never used to understand why groundhogs would immediately look for their shadow after waking from hibernating away the winter.	35
Life is a game and, like all games, you can't win if it doesn't end.	19
I don't want a lot for Christmas, this is all I'm asking for.	17
Their screams weren't the worst part.	14