/u/MammothFormal1's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I landed a job at the nuclear power plant my Mom told me not to lose any fingers.

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I was thrilled to have inherited my Grandpa’s old leather jacket.

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I was relieved when my wife came back covered in dirt and blood, but that relief turned to horror as she slit our daughters throat.

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“If the bullet would have been a few more millimeters to the right you’d be dead.”

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I was surprised when my eight-year-old son asked me where his mommy was this morning; as it turns out, I had momentarily forgotten as well.

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My grandmother died in the bath this morning.

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I went to bed feeling ill last night.

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I'm not really surprised that my son just told me that he hates me for ruining his mom's life.

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After years of running a junkyard, I have realized one thing; people are a lot like junker cars.

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Recently I began working as the nightshift grave digger at a local cemetery.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I landed a job at the nuclear power plant my Mom told me not to lose any fingers.	15
I was thrilled to have inherited my Grandpa’s old leather jacket.	15
I was relieved when my wife came back covered in dirt and blood, but that relief turned to horror as she slit our daughters throat.	15
“If the bullet would have been a few more millimeters to the right you’d be dead.”	14
I was surprised when my eight-year-old son asked me where his mommy was this morning; as it turns out, I had momentarily forgotten as well.	14
My grandmother died in the bath this morning.	13
I went to bed feeling ill last night.	13
I'm not really surprised that my son just told me that he hates me for ruining his mom's life.	13
After years of running a junkyard, I have realized one thing; people are a lot like junker cars.	13
Recently I began working as the nightshift grave digger at a local cemetery.	12