/u/MammothFormal1's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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To my complete surprise, my ex-wife turned up at my door last night!

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I clean crime scenes, and let me tell you, double homicides are the hardest.

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Every year, I kill exactly two people.

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When I awoke from my chloroform induced sleep trapped in a coffin I used my last 1% of battery life to call my wife for help.

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The elderly woman sank to the bottom of the lake, demonstrating that she was indeed not a witch.

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As I woke up, I struggled to swat away dozens of cockroaches.

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I'm starting to think that my crush will never truly love me.

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I’m frustrated and having a hard time staying faithful in my long distance relationship.

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I thought the guy across the aisle brought the alarm clock on board as a way to deal with jet lag.

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I woke up in a daze, feeling very stiff and confused by a metallic taste in my mouth.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
To my complete surprise, my ex-wife turned up at my door last night!	18
I clean crime scenes, and let me tell you, double homicides are the hardest.	17
Every year, I kill exactly two people.	17
When I awoke from my chloroform induced sleep trapped in a coffin I used my last 1% of battery life to call my wife for help.	17
The elderly woman sank to the bottom of the lake, demonstrating that she was indeed not a witch.	17
As I woke up, I struggled to swat away dozens of cockroaches.	16
I'm starting to think that my crush will never truly love me.	16
I’m frustrated and having a hard time staying faithful in my long distance relationship.	16
I thought the guy across the aisle brought the alarm clock on board as a way to deal with jet lag.	15
I woke up in a daze, feeling very stiff and confused by a metallic taste in my mouth.	15