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I’m standing here confused, covered in blood and feces.

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“Dad, what’s in that box?” said my son, gesturing towards the large wooden crate.

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We were stuck in a monotonous routine, so my wife suggested that we try tying me up and blindfolding me.

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Everybody loved drinking from the garden hose as a child, right?

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My mother and I tried a ouija board last night.

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It took many months to get my new girlfriend to trust me after her last relationship ended so badly.

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A few years ago, I watched my best friend hold my baby daughter tightly as she died.

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When I walked into the bedroom he stared at me eagerly, his eyes full of lust.

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I was shocked to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house when I got home from work today!

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The starving villagers were thrilled to finally get the aide they were promised.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’m standing here confused, covered in blood and feces.	24
“Dad, what’s in that box?” said my son, gesturing towards the large wooden crate.	24
We were stuck in a monotonous routine, so my wife suggested that we try tying me up and blindfolding me.	24
Everybody loved drinking from the garden hose as a child, right?	24
My mother and I tried a ouija board last night.	23
It took many months to get my new girlfriend to trust me after her last relationship ended so badly.	23
A few years ago, I watched my best friend hold my baby daughter tightly as she died.	23
When I walked into the bedroom he stared at me eagerly, his eyes full of lust.	22
I was shocked to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house when I got home from work today!	20
The starving villagers were thrilled to finally get the aide they were promised.	19